Quote of the Day (2014-03-28)

Rebbecca: Oh, why can't more men send flowers?

Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.

Rebbecca: I said more men, not Mormons.

Sam: I know they can't dance.

Norm: No Sammy, that's the -- that's the Amish.

Sam: Why can't Mormons send flowers?

Rebbecca: They can.

Sam: What are you talking about?

Rebbecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.

Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?

Rebbecca: Oh! [storms off]

Sam: Some people you just can't discuss religion with.

Source: Cheers